<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579</id><updated>2011-04-21T20:27:14.671-07:00</updated><category term='Married'/><category term='table'/><category term='Marriage'/><category term='big'/><category term='nerdy'/><category term='Youtube'/><category term='dancing'/><category term='Apple Windows Microsoft Gaming  Humor Mac'/><category term='zune'/><category term='steve ballmer'/><category term='microsoft'/><category term='surface'/><category term='ass'/><category term='white'/><category term='chamillionaire'/><category term='nerd'/><category term='Google'/><category term='Microsoft Humor Mac Apple Ads'/><title type='text'>Parody Center</title><subtitle type='html'>You guessed right, this is where you'll find all sorts of parodies in all forms: video, photos and text. This is the only bookmark your browser likes.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>15</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-307345019606461870</id><published>2007-09-03T04:40:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-03T04:42:27.536-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Bill owns a software company?</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,29,0" width="480" height="320"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;param name="movie" value="&amp;lt;!--#include virtual=&amp;quot;/includes/swfpath.html&amp;quot; --&amp;gt;macboy/switchgates.swf"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;param name=quality value=high&gt;&lt;br /&gt;            &lt;embed src="http://thegreateststorynevertold.com/macboy/swf/macboy/switchgates.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;        &lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The voice almost seems original, the animation needs to be worked upon.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-307345019606461870?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/307345019606461870/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=307345019606461870' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/307345019606461870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/307345019606461870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/09/bill-owns-software-company.html' title='Bill owns a software company?'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-6906135695077321829</id><published>2007-09-02T06:14:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-09-02T06:16:19.084-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Mac and PC Networking Tutorial</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/q8lW8ndh5BU"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/q8lW8ndh5BU" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If networking had been this easy, the world would be full of Macs today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-6906135695077321829?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/6906135695077321829/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=6906135695077321829' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/6906135695077321829'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/6906135695077321829'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/09/mac-and-pc-networking-tutorial.html' title='Mac and PC Networking Tutorial'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-2976766757761005265</id><published>2007-08-13T11:38:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-13T11:59:54.493-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Microsoft Humor Mac Apple Ads'/><title type='text'>And Microsoft says-</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RsCmrEz3iuI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wWWAXxw-rIg/s1600-h/254024NSUR_w.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RsCmrEz3iuI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wWWAXxw-rIg/s400/254024NSUR_w.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5098258037139278562" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry there mate, we can't. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;From Worth1000. View others &lt;a href="http://www.worth1000.com/cache/contest/contestcache.asp?contest_id=11155"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-2976766757761005265?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/2976766757761005265/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=2976766757761005265' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/2976766757761005265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/2976766757761005265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/and-microsoft-says.html' title='And Microsoft says-'/><author><name>Aditya Anand</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://adityaanand.com/blah/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RsCmrEz3iuI/AAAAAAAAAAU/wWWAXxw-rIg/s72-c/254024NSUR_w.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-1588277133188719338</id><published>2007-08-11T09:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-11T09:47:12.881-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Office Ass-istant</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rr3mjuDrC6I/AAAAAAAAAC4/ZwQnHzywhHI/s1600-h/att4.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rr3mjuDrC6I/AAAAAAAAAC4/ZwQnHzywhHI/s400/att4.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5097483854586514338" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rr3mduDrC5I/AAAAAAAAACw/D0YMzg3WHA8/s1600-h/att2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rr3mduDrC5I/AAAAAAAAACw/D0YMzg3WHA8/s400/att2.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5097483751507299218" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Microsoft knows you're tired of the Office assistant which is why they've refrained to include all the assistants in Office 2007. While this may be a sigh of relief for a lot of people, it's certainly not the case for FSJ who would have loved to spare a post just to talk about how lovely the Office 2007 Assistant(that never was) is.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-1588277133188719338?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/1588277133188719338/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=1588277133188719338' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/1588277133188719338'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/1588277133188719338'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/office-ass-istant.html' title='Office Ass-istant'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rr3mjuDrC6I/AAAAAAAAAC4/ZwQnHzywhHI/s72-c/att4.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-981988119009079675</id><published>2007-08-10T14:12:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-10T14:25:21.332-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apple Windows Microsoft Gaming  Humor Mac'/><title type='text'>Apple Comic</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RrzW9Ez3itI/AAAAAAAAAAM/HzUjcPeTYpU/s1600-h/060619.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While we do love love apple, we all could do with more games for Macs and a laugh.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RrzW9Ez3itI/AAAAAAAAAAM/HzUjcPeTYpU/s400/060619.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5097185223028214482" /&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;(&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Image Courtesy&lt;/span&gt;: &lt;a href="http://www.packetshaped.com/comics/060619.jpg"&gt;Packet Shaped&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-981988119009079675?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/981988119009079675/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=981988119009079675' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/981988119009079675'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/981988119009079675'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/apple-comic.html' title='Apple Comic'/><author><name>Aditya Anand</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://adityaanand.com/blah/me.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_W8eQoFq8rIY/RrzW9Ez3itI/AAAAAAAAAAM/HzUjcPeTYpU/s72-c/060619.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-5603479643248600329</id><published>2007-08-07T05:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-08T05:50:37.673-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerdy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chamillionaire'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='white'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><title type='text'>White and Nerdy</title><content type='html'>This is a parody of "Ridin by Chamillionaire" and created by &lt;a href="http://weirdal.com/"&gt;Weird Al&lt;/a&gt;. Apparently Chamillionaire liked it so much that he included it in his My Space profile. Hopefully you'll like it too. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;script src="http://flash.revver.com/player/1.0/player.js?mediaId:65860;affiliateId:0;height:392;width:480;" type="text/javascript"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They've actually made quite a few parodies; some of Green Day, James Blunt and more..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-5603479643248600329?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/5603479643248600329/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=5603479643248600329' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/5603479643248600329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/5603479643248600329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/white-and-nerdy.html' title='White and Nerdy'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-7755969086298821157</id><published>2007-08-06T07:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T07:33:23.178-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Apple loves Windows</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rrcw8uDrC4I/AAAAAAAAACo/AcqJqFzpvpo/s1600-h/WindowsPhone.jpg"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;It started with Boot Camp and Apple made it look as though they were doing us all a big favor. Now there's proof:&lt;div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rrcw8uDrC4I/AAAAAAAAACo/AcqJqFzpvpo/s400/WindowsPhone.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;iPhone Store Displays are powered by Windows XP. Again, FSJ reports someone was fired.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-7755969086298821157?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/7755969086298821157/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=7755969086298821157' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/7755969086298821157'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/7755969086298821157'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/apple-loves-windows.html' title='Apple loves Windows'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/Rrcw8uDrC4I/AAAAAAAAACo/AcqJqFzpvpo/s72-c/WindowsPhone.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-5897881112140854168</id><published>2007-08-05T00:26:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T00:31:05.036-07:00</updated><title type='text'>She was Beautiful - James Blunder</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0UT2MpdWnc"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R0UT2MpdWnc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For those who want the lyrics:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;This is freakin' brilliant.&lt;br /&gt;The embarrassment I endure&lt;br /&gt;I thought I saw an angel&lt;br /&gt;I was completely sure&lt;br /&gt;She smiled at me on the subway&lt;br /&gt;Turned out she was a man&lt;br /&gt;I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her&lt;br /&gt;After 8 black and tans&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But she was beautiful, She was beautiful&lt;br /&gt;She was beautiful, I swear&lt;br /&gt;When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place&lt;br /&gt;And I didn't see the bump right here&lt;br /&gt;I shouldn't've drank so much beer.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah, she had one lazy eye&lt;br /&gt;But I couldn't tell in that light.&lt;br /&gt;You should have seen the look on my face&lt;br /&gt;When we got home that night.&lt;br /&gt;And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"&lt;br /&gt;But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But she was beautiful, She was beautiful&lt;br /&gt;She was beautiful, I swear&lt;br /&gt;When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place&lt;br /&gt;And I didn't see the bulge right here.&lt;br /&gt;Why did I drink so much beer?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No no no no no,&lt;br /&gt;No no no no no no,&lt;br /&gt;No no no no no no!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful&lt;br /&gt;You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.&lt;br /&gt;I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces&lt;br /&gt;As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.&lt;br /&gt;But it's time to face the truth&lt;br /&gt;I got drunk and made out with a dude.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-5897881112140854168?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/5897881112140854168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=5897881112140854168' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/5897881112140854168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/5897881112140854168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/she-was-beautiful-james-blunder.html' title='She was Beautiful - James Blunder'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-8588586141286140838</id><published>2007-08-05T00:22:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T00:24:16.238-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Star Wars 3</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/byMClFz6w-w"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/byMClFz6w-w" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This video is funny. Parental Discretion is Advised.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-8588586141286140838?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/8588586141286140838/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=8588586141286140838' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/8588586141286140838'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/8588586141286140838'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/star-wars-3.html' title='Star Wars 3'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-3370389891141967021</id><published>2007-08-04T05:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T05:52:10.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'>iPhone</title><content type='html'>You guys love the iPhone so much. But the guys at CollegeHumor have a different opinion to share.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.collegehumor.com/moogaloop/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1765295" quality="best" width="400" height="300" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you liked this first video, make sure you &lt;a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/tag:iphone"&gt;check out these&lt;/a&gt; too.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-3370389891141967021?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/3370389891141967021/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=3370389891141967021' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/3370389891141967021'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/3370389891141967021'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/iphone.html' title='iPhone'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-6406714011951278389</id><published>2007-08-04T05:44:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T05:46:06.618-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Google or Gogol?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/RrR07eDrC2I/AAAAAAAAACY/lPHGK2u2N5Q/s1600-h/gogol.PNG"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/RrR07eDrC2I/AAAAAAAAACY/lPHGK2u2N5Q/s400/gogol.PNG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5094825643492445026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gogol asks you to enter a query, then doesn't take care   of what you typed and automatically redirects your browser    to a pseudo-randomly choosen url.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://gogol.librelogiciel.com/"&gt;Try it now&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-6406714011951278389?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/6406714011951278389/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=6406714011951278389' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/6406714011951278389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/6406714011951278389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/google-or-gogol.html' title='Google or Gogol?'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/RrR07eDrC2I/AAAAAAAAACY/lPHGK2u2N5Q/s72-c/gogol.PNG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-7641562763180424552</id><published>2007-08-04T05:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-04T05:37:58.314-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Yahoo 360</title><content type='html'>If you like Yahoo 360, you'll most definitely like Sixfoo! 660.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;You need an invitation in order to use Sixfoo! 660, but you're probably not special enough. Sign up for the &lt;a href="http://660.sixfoot6.com/home.html"&gt;feta waiting list&lt;/a&gt;, then cry from the corner of the playground while the kewl kids enjoy the the foursquare court. Why not round up all your 12-sided dices and go beg for a &lt;a href="https://www.gmail.com/"&gt;Gmail Account&lt;/a&gt;, sucky baby?&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(0, 0, 238); "&gt;&lt;img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/RrRyYODrC1I/AAAAAAAAACQ/q8Xbe_BYr2E/s400/sixfoo.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Go and enjoy yourself, &lt;a href="http://660.sixfoot6.com/"&gt;create an account&lt;/a&gt; at Sixfoo! 660.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-7641562763180424552?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/7641562763180424552/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=7641562763180424552' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/7641562763180424552'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/7641562763180424552'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/yahoo-360.html' title='Yahoo 360'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SZjflynSTao/RrRyYODrC1I/AAAAAAAAACQ/q8Xbe_BYr2E/s72-c/sixfoo.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-3419015346191481976</id><published>2007-08-03T11:03:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-05T01:04:05.250-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Married'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Google'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Youtube'/><title type='text'>eHarmony: Google weds YouTube</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5-6qbSqfHAw"&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5-6qbSqfHAw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This video compiled by someone who's got nothing else to do is quite decent. Have a look.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-3419015346191481976?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/3419015346191481976/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=3419015346191481976' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/3419015346191481976'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/3419015346191481976'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/eharmony-google-weds-youtube.html' title='eHarmony: Google weds YouTube'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-8991057707613015604</id><published>2007-08-03T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T10:54:20.339-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='surface'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ass'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='big'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='table'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='microsoft'/><title type='text'>Microsoft Surface</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CZrr7AZ9nCY"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CZrr7AZ9nCY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They call it Microsoft Surface but it's more commonly known as the Microsoft Big-Ass Table. If you see the video, you wont wonder why.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-8991057707613015604?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/8991057707613015604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=8991057707613015604' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/8991057707613015604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/8991057707613015604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/microsoft-surface.html' title='Microsoft Surface'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7804288121994287579.post-4949329821536171424</id><published>2007-08-03T10:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2007-08-03T10:46:24.416-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dancing'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='zune'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='steve ballmer'/><title type='text'>Welcome to the So-So</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZIk4qTKmKzE"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZIk4qTKmKzE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Mr. Steve Ballmer likes to dance. But he doesn't like people seeing him dance. He just fired someone at Microsoft for posting this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7804288121994287579-4949329821536171424?l=parodycenter.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/feeds/4949329821536171424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=7804288121994287579&amp;postID=4949329821536171424' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/4949329821536171424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7804288121994287579/posts/default/4949329821536171424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://parodycenter.blogspot.com/2007/08/welcome-to-so-so.html' title='Welcome to the So-So'/><author><name>Abhishek Nandakumar</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
