And Microsoft says-

Sorry there mate, we can't. 

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Office Ass-istant

Microsoft knows you're tired of the Office assistant which is why they've refrained to include all the assistants in Office 2007. While this may be a sigh of relief for a lot of people, it's certainly not the case for FSJ who would have loved to spare a post just to talk about how lovely the Office 2007 Assistant(that never was) is.

Apple Comic

While we do love love apple, we all could do with more games for Macs and a laugh.

 

(Image Courtesy: Packet Shaped)

White and Nerdy

This is a parody of "Ridin by Chamillionaire" and created by Weird Al. Apparently Chamillionaire liked it so much that he included it in his My Space profile. Hopefully you'll like it too.


They've actually made quite a few parodies; some of Green Day, James Blunt and more..

Apple loves Windows

It started with Boot Camp and Apple made it look as though they were doing us all a big favor. Now there's proof:

iPhone Store Displays are powered by Windows XP. Again, FSJ reports someone was fired.

She was Beautiful - James Blunder

For those who want the lyrics:

This is freakin' brilliant.
The embarrassment I endure
I thought I saw an angel
I was completely sure
She smiled at me on the subway
Turned out she was a man
I didn't know until I tried to sleep with her
After 8 black and tans

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bump right here
I shouldn't've drank so much beer.

Yeah, she had one lazy eye
But I couldn't tell in that light.
You should have seen the look on my face
When we got home that night.
And I said, "What the----oh my! Can we turn off the lights?"
But she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.

But she was beautiful, She was beautiful
She was beautiful, I swear
When I saw her face, it was in a crowded place
And I didn't see the bulge right here.
Why did I drink so much beer?

No no no no no,
No no no no no no,
No no no no no no!

But she was beautiful, I promise she was beautiful
You gotta believe me she was beautiful, I swear.
I bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
As they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
But it's time to face the truth
I got drunk and made out with a dude.

Star Wars 3

This video is funny. Parental Discretion is Advised.

iPhone

You guys love the iPhone so much. But the guys at CollegeHumor have a different opinion to share.



If you liked this first video, make sure you check out these too.

Google or Gogol?

Gogol asks you to enter a query, then doesn't take care of what you typed and automatically redirects your browser to a pseudo-randomly choosen url.

Try it now.

Yahoo 360

If you like Yahoo 360, you'll most definitely like Sixfoo! 660.

You need an invitation in order to use Sixfoo! 660, but you're probably not special enough. Sign up for the feta waiting list, then cry from the corner of the playground while the kewl kids enjoy the the foursquare court. Why not round up all your 12-sided dices and go beg for a Gmail Account, sucky baby?

Go and enjoy yourself, create an account at Sixfoo! 660.

eHarmony: Google weds YouTube

This video compiled by someone who's got nothing else to do is quite decent. Have a look.

Microsoft Surface

They call it Microsoft Surface but it's more commonly known as the Microsoft Big-Ass Table. If you see the video, you wont wonder why.

Welcome to the So-So

Mr. Steve Ballmer likes to dance. But he doesn't like people seeing him dance. He just fired someone at Microsoft for posting this.